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MOVIE AND TV REVIEWS

Subject: Dating in
the 1960's

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

 

'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?'

'Iced tea, please,' Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.

'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she
asked.

'Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach...'

'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him.

'Really?' Fred replied; eyebrows rose.

'Oh yes,' the mother continued. 'When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!'

'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous. 

'Yes,' said the mother.
'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'

'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.

'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.


'TWIST,  Mom!'  she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.

'The dance is called the Twist!

 

 

 

ACCIDENT IN  TEXAS : This is the funniest thing I have
heard in years....and his laugh  is contagious! It's a phone 
call from a man in  Texas who  witnessed a car accident involving 4 elderly
women. It was so popular when they played it on CHUM FM  that 
they had to put it on their site. Close your eyes and just  picture what he
is watching...it's even better than a video  clip!!! You've got to listen to
this! 
Go to: &n bsp; http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf

 

 

 
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